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Hey Michael this is your wonderfull and talented girl friend!!! i was readinga friends site and i found these questions and i jacked them LOL!well i read them and i thought i wonder what michael would say to most of these i have my guesses but i want you to edit this and answer them yes or no and some elaboration if called for !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU MICHEAL MCKIMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE JESSICA SUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Your Full Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite Color:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band:
7. Most Embarassing Moment:
8. Are you a virgin?
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me/are you attracted to me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
13. Do you think I'm a good person?
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
15. Do you think I'm hot?
16. Would you call me just because?
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?
18. If you could change anything about me, would you?
19. Would you have sex with me?
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? | | |
| Has anybody noticed how people are always compared to animals listen to this "He walked inot a bar is hair pulled back slick has a fox. talked to a girl smooth as an eel she made him sick as a dog cuz she was as fat as a cow but he took her home anyway they were as snug as a bug in a rug, they humped like rabits, he was as quick as a bunny. after they were done he ate like a pig and drank, he had the memoery of an elephant when he drank. had to pee like a race horse so he ran like a bat out of hell, she left as sly as a snake screw her he said im as hung as a horse." weird huh... well anyway another thing wierd is anomalies. such as need less to say, (then dont say it) well it goes without saying (then shut up). Bush demands respect i think cuz we're the most powerful country but when he said "alright we're going to war whos with me" 400 countries stared at him like omish people in a circut city they were like what the fuck...okay hehe i want to steal a kkk hat like when they're asking for money just hold out a dollar and when they get close yany the hat and drive off hehe that would be funny. i was asked one time by my ex gf's dad what do we do and i said remember all that stuff your wife wont do for you... thats what we do well love you guys but im tired vote all sharpton and if you want to talk to God my number is (870) 867-3862 vote Al Sharpton homies i'm outie | | |
| Rick James is back bitches yeah. i found something about fat people yesterday. fat people don't fall into love they fall into choclate. you know what its so funny to pick up midgets. they wiggle and scream "let me go i gots to make cookies". they make some good fuckin cookies. i wonder if midgets have like little clubs we just ca'nt see them you know. did you know the british police don't have guns. wonder how the get anything done. "right we got the place surrounded... red rover red rover send the bad guy on over... right here he comes hold tight ethen... goddammit he got away its fucking ethen every time" say this in a british accent it's funnier. some of the football players are real sore today so me and cody have been hitting them in the shoulders. sore people are funnier than drunks. hahaha. I've decided that if you way more than 300 pounds women its not okay to have cutie written on you fat ass cuz your not cute ok. if you belly hangs out the bottom of your spandex t' shirt your not sexy im sorry its just sick to see that. but its funny to put a cheeseburger and a fishing line and then fish for fat people. they dont run after the burger the roll. another thing fat people are ripped because when you touch they bellies they ripple. vote Al Sharpton homies i'm outie | | |
| everybody hates me today i think. you see jessie is really mad at me because i was all over another girl last night cuz i really like her. but just the last week i found out jessie really liked me. i said no but she thought that meant i hated her but i dont jessie is like freakin awsome you know but when she didn't believe me when i told her i didn't hate her and kept crying i told her that she was to young for me but the girl i really like is the same age just about so i lied to her which was wrong. but i always make mistakes you know im a screw up , i'm always depressed about something and i fear that my new found relationship wont work because of me. jessie me and you have been freinds for like two years thats all i want to be. sry for lying and sorry everyone else for being such an asshole. and to morgan as well i called her something really bad one time and i cant stop crying sometimes about i hate being mean to people or hurting others so please everyone forgive me one more time and i promise i'll do the best i can to not hurt anyone ever again
with love FallenTear | | |
| Its not inhumane to kill blind, deaf, or mute people. blind people wouldn't see it coming. deaf people wouldn't hear the bullet so you could miss and try again. And mute people couldn't say anything about it if they had an objection. yeah i'm an asshole but truth hurts so yeah if you want to kill somebody kill someone who is blind, mute, or deaf, it wont make you feel bad. it would be so fun to try to kill a deaf person. they'ed be screaming agrayaaydadbaa and people would say awww look at that retarded kid haha oh well and go on about theyr'e day lol. i have decided to tell my kids when theyr'e about 3 that if they run fast enough they will go through walls of if they spin around fast enough they'll disappear. that would be so much fun to watch. i would give out my address but im afraid somone would try to rape me and not even tell me about it so yeah vote al sharpton im outie | | |
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